Thoughtful

thoughtful

X Marks The Spot

Anybody want a peanut?

Peanut

When I can’t find my pets, they know where to find me.

FindingPets

Tuxedo Shopping

Tuxedo

CELLULITE: The dimples you get when life kicks your ass.

CELLULITE

Sweet today. Shit tomorrow.

Gold_Chocolate

Can you…?

Phone

Don’t do this. K?

Click

The most effective alarm clock?

alarmclock